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calzoneboy
Joined on December 28, 2022
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I have nothing to say. Actually I have a lot to say but I need to think and regroup later.
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It’s the fact that she’s literally from a cold harbour that’s driving me insane! This landscape is fucking beautiful I love how it’s eternally winter since it’s my favourite season but it looks so lonely! I wouldn’t say I loved this episode as much as others but I needed this context about cobel wh
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The Righteous Gemstones (2019)

S03 E09 · Wonders That Cannot Be Fathomed, Miracles That Cannot Be Counted
Baby billy is truly a star!
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The Righteous Gemstones (2019)

S03 E07 · Burn for Burn, Wound for Wound, Stripe for Stripe
I need to drive a monster truck right now
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The Righteous Gemstones (2019)

S03 E03 · For Their Nakedness Is Your Own Nakedness
🎶there will come a payday, hallelujah what a payday🎶
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2 RIGHTEOUS 2 GEMSTONE
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The Righteous Gemstones (2019)

S03 E01 · For I Know the Plans I Have for You
I’m always a little spooked by the de-aged John Goodman in flashbacks
5

I love that he didn’t even bother to read the damn bible to have some credibility, makes so much sense for the origins of the gemstones
5

I’m worried about what’s going to happen on this boat, also Belinda better get Greg, shady stuff in all directions!
5

The Oscars (1953)

S73 E01 · 97th Academy Awards
Here are my tired thoughts (it’s 4 in the morning here and I should be asleep): • Conan wasn’t bad at all I just feel like the Oscar’s are difficult to make funny but he was as good as you can be really! • of course Kieran culkin was getting the Oscar but it’s so nice to see him get one (even if it’
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The White Lotus (2021)

S03 E03 · The Meaning of Dreams
Every time they mentioned corrective posture my back shot up I became so aware of it I’m not too sure so far, the family are just so weird, I think the dad is going to blow up soon and something is going on with the kids (why is the older brother obsessed with their sex lives ew). Am I surprised on
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Hey kids, what’s for dinner? Ham and deception!
11

There’s been a sudden car crash in both episodes and I’m still a little bored, how is that possible?
6

I have nothing much to say this was so mysterious and fucking harrowing!
7

I’m not sure why I’m watching this honestly, it’s silly though, they kept saying politics mumbo jumbo and the villains are a bunch of stunt queens really, I might keep watching…
6

The White Lotus (2021)

S03 E01 · Same Spirits, New Forms
I’m intrigued and I’m liking the dynamics so far. I love seeing Parker posey, she’s clearly enjoying this southern accent too so I am too!
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I watched mostly out of curiosity and for David tennant and he brought the suits and the energy! The Wallace, gromit and feathers McGraw models were so cute and I loved seeing it win a couple things! Take that were fun (I knew all the words, not by choice, just British childhood) and Jeff goldblum t
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Oh my goodness I love these characters so much! Poor helly, poor mark, poor Dylan and I’m interested in outie Irving’s adventures! I’m glad they cleared up the reintegration thing and answered some questions, I have about a million more but at least I somewhat know what’s going on!
10

“This is the tallest waterfall on the planet” Yeah I’m going to need a fact check on that
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Wow! This was so lovely but heartbreaking I’m going to miss this show
10

Well fuck
14

Big Boys (2022)

S03 E03 · Thin Lips, Fat Lines & a Poem on Princess Di
That poem was diabolical
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Big Boys (2022)

S03 E01 · My Big Fat Gay Greek Holiday
“What have I told you about mentioning wonga? You just have to ruin your birthday for me don’t you?” I’m so happy this is back I missed everyone especially Shannon!
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