riverdale is actually a perfect show like you want to watch a teen murder mystery drama campy horror show that has musical episodes, organ harvesting cult storyline with the cult leader making his own homemade space rocket, serial killers and the serial killer genes, sports, gays, witches, the devil, psycho rich people, gangsters, mafias, high school cheerleaders dancing in front of prisoners, a drug called jingle jangle, resurrection, angel, milfs, dilfs, the motherfucking gargoyle king, multiverse, orgy, someone faking their own death, teenagers making tickle fetish videos for money, aliens, a ginger lesbian girl talking to her dead brother’s corpse, a girl going back in time to stop the assassination of martin luther king jr., the main characters getting powers and becoming the avengers of riverdale, comet hitting their town making them go back to the 50s and the show ends with the 86 year old version of one of the main characters going back in time again to relive her last day of senior year with her friends? THIS SHOW IS FOR YOU.