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Riverdale (2017)
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If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, you don’t. If you know, you know and if you don’t know then I honestly feel bad for you. Like I cannot explain it. Like I don't have the vocabulary to sit here and explain it. Like you get the vibe or you don't get the vibe.

the jughead paradox and the witching hour were quite literally masterclasses in television

this show is the most batshit thing I've ever watched in my entire life and I love every second of it, only miserable people hate riverdale post s1

started because barchie, stopped watching because barchie, continued because barchie, stopped watching (part 2) because barchie, continued (part 2) because barchie, stopped watching (part 3) because barchie, continued (part 3) because barchie, downloaded app because barchie.

riverdale is actually a perfect show like you want to watch a teen murder mystery drama campy horror show that has musical episodes, organ harvesting cult storyline with the cult leader making his own homemade space rocket, serial killers and the serial killer genes, sports, gays, witches, the devil
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Riverdale is a television series that possesses a multitude of exemplary qualities, making it an exceptional and outstanding show. The program adeptly fuses various genres and themes, including mystery, drama, romance, and nostalgia, resulting in an unparalleled and captivating viewing experience.
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literal best show on television like im not even kidding you guys are just way too dumb to understand it

we were so happy back then…

i understand the beauty that is riverdale season 7 at a level no one else ever will. peak television

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its all down hill from here

If you get it you get it

I Remember liking this in 6th grade. What was I on 😭. I been lazy to watch anything my bad looool

straight up 5 stars

They’re still making this shit?!

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when they said aliens, i just knew i couldn't anymore

in 2017 my roommate and my girlfriend waged all out psychological warfare on me by forming a coalition to tell me that this show was good despite showing it to me. i may never recover.

this was the shit when i was like 12 years old

The girls that get it get it the girls that don’t honestly I feel bad for you

rivderdale is so bad that its actually good and only certain people will get that ❤️‍🔥 this show had me in a chokehold i still remember watching tv with my cousins in fiji and seeing an ad for this come on i miss it ☹️

Riverdale's plot for Season 6 if you want to tap in (and you should) - There's a holy war or something coming to Riverdale and this girl Tabitha (Jughead's girl) can time travel and has seen 1,384 futures and they beat the villain, a mind controller named Percival Pickens, in only 2 of them but Ju
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Despite how bad it became it is the last truly camp show of its kind. Been my guilty pleasure show for the last 6½ years I'm actually going to miss this show man.

with every episode i ask myself, why do i put myself through watching this and then continue to watch the next episode