James Marsden!! So fucking fine and for what. Shut up.

Am I paying that much attention to this show? No. But billy is thee vibe. Bro has the voice of an angel. If he’s a bad person don’t tell me I don’t care.

Ugh this show is truly like really pretty bad but…god I love it…I love it so much, I love my little chucky, and my Tiffany, and my little fruits. Love. Love. Love.

This shit goes so slow. If you like a slow build maybe you’d enjoy but maybe also not bc how could you enjoy this. 🧍‍♀️

Slow but the vibes are spooking and I’m glad we’re learning a little bit more! Still isn’t rlly special tho.

You’d think Netflix could afford better production value but here we are, huh?

Bonus points for being least stupid ep of the whole season BUT it’s still giving lifetime.

B. F. F. R. Be fuckin’ for real. What the fuck is this? I mean we r reaching levels of unseen pathetic at this point. Start letting middle schoolers write these episodes I guarantee those edgy lil mfs would come up w something better than this garbo. Manny don’t let me catch u irl I’m throwing ha

Skyler Gisondo playing the same mf in every piece of media ever is so funny to me, I’m sorry.

All in all, despite the flaws of later seasons, I think this stands to be my favorite show of all fucking time. There is SIMPLY no better show. Also Kev and V? There will never be a TV couple better than they. Ruined my standards forever, if it’s not like that I do not want it.

She’s giving syfy

I can only take so much of these people but truly truly truly what is wrong w Austen. Bro is so incredibly full of himself.

I’m not even surprised anymore. This shit was ass. The writing was awful and the story was ??? just what the fuck was happening, seriously? Other notes include:… Cody Fern is way too fuckin sexy to be a pilgrim and I nearly cried laughing when that guy threw a pot(?) at cow-pox lesbian in the chur

cackling

Has Daniel asked himself why he has no friends in the house seems like there might be a glaringly obvious factor here, babe.

Cheesy ass writing, goofy ass fight scenes, set design that goes from fantastic to downright awful. Idk. Maybe entertaining if you’re really bored and want a show you don’t have to pay attention to. 🤷‍♀️

When I was really sick a couple years ago I watched every single episode of this and ik that’s not an achievement but it feels like an achievement.

I WANT MORE NOW THO!!! LIKE!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASSEEEEE!!!

Sound track bumping

I’m just hate watching at this point, I think. The writing is complete ass. It’s giving shitty CW cheese fest vibes. You can’t even reasonably say someone’s trying to make this good.