Carola is so me because I too would make out with a pathetic man in the back seat of a car

Is there anything more romantic than asking the guy you like to go rob a mansion with you?

Can't really believe that Teresa's mother fell ill because Teresa said she didn't want to be poor anymore

I fear Teresa is just like me

father son bonding time

I can't believe House just decided to merge his and Wilson's offices together, that's kinda gay.

The worst thing House will do is always the next one

Thirteen and Chase bonding over the fact they both killed someone is something.

God forbid you ask your top-notch medical team to help you remove the tumor that grew on your leg because you were testing an experimental rat drug, House.

How come everyone on House's team have at least one run-in with the police and those who haven't, have not been caught yet

Father-daughter bonding time ❤️

My girl just casually fell in love with a cannibal serial killer wtf

House drugging his girlfriend's mother is something

Say "I'm as straight as any of you" to House and Thirteen is insane because every pore of their bodies exudes bisexuality

REDDIT POST Am I (45 male) gay for proposing to my best friend (46 male) after telling him I loved him in front of an entire restaurant (and in front of the woman he wanted to hook up with)?

It's a mystery how it took 6 seasons for people to start thinking Wilson and House are gay

"If you die, I'll be alone" – House to Wilson "...We'll need a bigger fridge, tho." – Wilson to House as they're looking for a home to live together. You wouldn't understand the codependent homoerotic friendship they have

"He's a self-important jerk" "Seems to be what I'm attracted to"

Oh my god this show was supposed to be a comedy what the hell happened

Oh turns out rich white boy Chase killed the maniac genocide who would've guessed

People trying to make Cameron look crazy for wanting the genocidal maniac to die is insane because why she's the only one who wants world peace and that innocent people do not die

Cuddy, Foreman and Wilson finding out that House is on drugs because he's in a good mood is peak comedy.

Accepting and FOLLOWING House's advice means you've reached another level of rock bottom like in what world people would do that

"Are u worried about Vanitas?" "Yeah" "Why?" "He's acting way too normal"