God forbid you ask your top-notch medical team to help you remove the tumor that grew on your leg because you were testing an experimental rat drug, House.
REDDIT POST
Am I (45 male) gay for proposing to my best friend (46 male) after telling him I loved him in front of an entire restaurant (and in front of the woman he wanted to hook up with)?
"If you die, I'll be alone" – House to Wilson
"...We'll need a bigger fridge, tho." – Wilson to House as they're looking for a home to live together.
You wouldn't understand the codependent homoerotic friendship they have
People trying to make Cameron look crazy for wanting the genocidal maniac to die is insane because why she's the only one who wants world peace and that innocent people do not die
I used to think, "Wow, the original team was insane," but I'm slowly realizing that this is a typical trait of being around House. It's kind of contagious.
"The very touch of you corrupts. When Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell, he was lost!"
Oh, save me religion as a metaphor for "wrong/impossible" love, save me.
why the fuck am i seeing so much fiona hate to defend jimmy. she LITERALLY HAS 6 WILD KIDS ON HER LAP and how can y’all defend him after literally running to fuck este
I used to think, "Wow, the original team was insane," but I'm slowly realizing that this is a typical trait of being around House. It's kind of contagious.
This is my last will and testament. In the tragic event of my death, I request that my friends and loved ones remember me by creating a watermelon sculpture of my head and then eating it.
all the other doctors at this hospital just going on about their day but then here comes the doctor with his homoerotic husband of twenty years and his like 7 kids