"The very touch of you corrupts. When Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell, he was lost!" Oh, save me religion as a metaphor for "wrong/impossible" love, save me.

"Spears and Aguilera?" "I noticed that your pseudonyms are often the surnames of famous musicians."

I like how Wilson and House are always on the verge of roughly making out

I used to think, "Wow, the original team was insane," but I'm slowly realizing that this is a typical trait of being around House. It's kind of contagious.