My friend @ChildExterminator haunts women at night on their way home.
They can’t hang with The Bear. Editing too clean. Shots too nice. Writing too good. Jokes too funny. Plating too calculated. Food too flavorful. Carmy is the best chef in Chicago and doesn’t give a fuck. Too nonchalant. Other
“I let all of my children name themselves once they reach the age of seven. That’s why my eldest is called Smingus Dingus. Dream big, and you may never wake up.”