best line reads: • “because, nightmare smurfette” • “hands off, gollum!” • the look on betty’s face as archie and veronica performed a cover of kids in america • “you all need tracking devices”

best line reads of the episode: • “oh hey, it’s kevin” • “you could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife” • “in case you haven’t noticed, i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in and i don’t *want* to fit in….have you ever seen me without this hat? that’s weird.”

best line reads of the episode: • “that was a joke, you hobo” • “looking extremely DILF-y today”

so hal let them date and only tried to intervene when polly became pregnant…freakazoid

i’m rewatching this with my mom (her first time seeing it) and she looked at me and asked “and you like FP?” at the end of this episode…. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! YOU DON’T KNOW!

best line reads of the episode: - hashtag polly cooper killed my brother - “bullied a lot.” “yeah, my name is JUGHEAD”

YOU HAVE NO LOYALTY GINGER JUDAS 🫵

sorry the early days of bughead before they were bughead hit so wonderfully

JOAQUINNNNNNNNNN 🩷🩷🤏🤏🤏🩷🤏🤏🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

BUTT OUT, CLOSET MONSTER.

it’s hard to overstate how awesome this pilot is in retrospect to the whole series arc…no show can come close to riverdale!

no it’s awesome that henry and julia don’t get to raise claire and that jamie also never got to raise any of his children no i think it’s fucking swell and i love my life don’t let them say i wanted to crawl in a hole and die it’s NOT true

oh wow…..

yeah loved it sorry

yeah well unfortunately being in a secret, forbidden romance with someone and having them say “she’s not you…i can’t breathe without you” is going to hit like crack in the 80s and there’s nothing i can do about it

LIZZIE YES BABES taggie you are soooooo beautiful can’t be overstated

oh poor daysee my girl….

wait but what did declan have on rupert please i need to know

“i love a ladder. stairway to heaven and all that” OKAYYYYYYYYYYY lizzie and freddie oops falling for the taggie and rupert propaganda

taggie my princess forever

okay damn i’m hooked

i wish they had more episodes to expand on some of the storylines. an absolutely Okay palette cleanser between longer shows

oh….sure!

THIS IS CRAZY