approved by Norman Bates

- Well he can’t have it it’s mine. - You… own his hair?

- one crack please

For the record I’d rather not go to jail

another terrible person, business as usual

- You assholes are securing your place in hell! - We thought about it, we’re willing to roll the dice.

holy shit that bitch is dead

- Okay I think it’s clear what needs to happen. - What? - We need to buy a gun.

This might be the best episode but I could be biased

Everyone look alive, good enough Leonard.

- Black Rider, it's Jeff Winger! I know you've heard of me by now. - No. - He's lying.

Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, non-robotic voice. We won't make it to the hospital.

Is that a new stereotype?

I have studied this show. I am not a fan, I am not a groupie. I am an academic Me talking about Community

Abed was being weird, and by that I mean, he wasn’t being weird.

- god bless you! - not lately

POP POP

- knock knock - is that you death? - it’s Britta - oh. - I thought about this day many times, but I’ve always imagined it differently. For starters I thought you’d be the one in bed and I’d be a hologram - what - I was never one to hold the grudge Jeffrey, my father held grudges, I’ll always ha

No, there are no white women here Leonard!

Abed the undiagnosable

- did someone say crazy person?!!! - no - well I’ve heard it

- and then when all the pumpkins just start to rot and all the children have removed their outfits, because they already gotten their candy - imma go talk to some other people alright?

- you guys really don’t see what I’m seeing? That worries me a little. - I think it worries all of us

I broke my legs not my gender