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”Autism isn't an accomplishment. It's something I was born with. You wouldn't write an essay about having ten fingers and ten toes, would you? No, because that would be really, really, really, really dumb. So I'll stick with the boobs.”
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”Penguins mate for life. So, they aren't like people. They're better.”
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Jeff: ”I'm saying, you're a football player. It's in your blood!” Troy: ”That's racist.” Jeff: ”Your soul.” Troy: ”That's racist.” Jeff: ”Your eyes?” Troy: ”That's gay?” Jeff: ”That's homophobic.” Troy: ”That's black.” Jeff: ”That's racist.” Troy: ”Damn.”
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”Welcome back, you clown”
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”who knows when we'll all be together again?”
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”Mnh! How can my babies be early?! I've never been early to anything! Maybe they're not mine!” ”I've always been faithful to you!”
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”Guys, if we don't figure out a way to get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.”
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”I hate it when you're introduced to someone and there's that awkward pause before conversation starts.” ”I never know what to say.” ”It's fine if you're introduced to people with lots to talk about.”
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"I don't want to be friends with someone who jogs, go and have a burger!"
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Mitchell: “Oh, my God.” Jay: “Knock it off!” Mitchell: “Mind your own business!” Jay: “I would love to. But now I'm wondering if all that gasping is about something I've already read or something coming up!” Mitchell: “I'm on page 325.” Jay: “Don't tell me that! Now I know there's a gasp
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Mitchell: “Oh, my God.” Jay: “Knock it off!” Mitchell: “Mind your own business!” Jay: “I would love to. But now I'm wondering if all that gasping is about something I've already read or something coming up!” Mitchell: “I'm on page 325.” Jay: “Don't tell me that! Now I know there's a gasp
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Claire: ”Phil, what are you doing?” Phil: ”Still searching!” Claire: ”Anything suspicious?” Mitchell: ”Say nothing.” Phil: ”Okay.” [silence] Claire: ”Phil?” Mitchell: ”Answer her!” Phil: ”You said "say nothing."” Mitchell: ”I mean say the word "nothing."” Phil: ”Word. [loudly] Noth
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Haley: ”Hey, Dad, can we talk?” Phil: [on virtual presence device] ”Sure, honey.” Haley: ”In private?” Phil: ”Oh, not so hard. I can't breathe. [chuckles] Little robot humor.”
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Eleanor: The point is Michael, we forgive you. I mean, at least you tried to find a way to the Good Place. And that's the greatest thing someone can do, just try your best. So we hereby name you an honorary human. And we would like to present you with this human starter kit. Michael: Car ke
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["Eleanor - find Chidi"]
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Claire: I remember it like it was yesterday, the day that Mitchell came home from the hospital in a very unfashionable white diaper with three strands of scraggly Raggedy Andy hair. We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his big brother, his nemesis, his protector, his best friend. I was
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[at the end of her first day of school] Anne Shirley: Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet? There must be a limit to the mistakes one person can make. I wanna get to the end of them, then I'll be through with them. That's a very comforting thought.
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Phil: Please, by the way, don't feel pressured at all. My dad doesn't even know about this. I-I just- I had to tell you. It's what she wanted. She was always doing crazy stuff like this. Going out of her way to take care of us. I coughed on the phone once, and she overnighted me soup. When I
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”There's certain moments in life that you never forget. Like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time. I was nervous. I didn't know what I was doing. And I was so excited to see him grow up. And the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I would do it all over again
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"You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me: my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises, but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's 'cause I just sold it."
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The stars are falling from the sky And you're the reason why The moon is shining on your face And I finally think it's found its place Cause maybe, baby, I just wanna do you, do you Do you wanna do me, do me Underneath the moonlight The moonlight tonight? And now we're hiding in my car I let you s
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