a couple that secretly drugs each other stays together

the subplot of house and wilson spiking each other,, no other ep has hit the holmes/watson dynamic on the head this much and i loved it i know he felt like death but wilson on speed was funny as shit i love him, give him more comical nightmares for subplots please RSL totally shone in this also,

Chase is so fucking funny this episode, like he spends the entire time trying to Psychoanalyse his coworkers that tell him they hate him to his face, he’s such a purse dog

the wikipedia description for this episode includes “house and wilson are secretly concerned about each other” and you can’t tell me they’re not in love

wilson and his ex-wife acronym-naming their dog after house is actually so insane to me

ofc house is the one who broke up wilson’s marriage…evil and bisexual just like me

wilson taking cuddy to a bdsm art exhibition while house is interrogating his ex wife is like ok sure whatever i Guess

house was one of the ten gay people on the plane

house sending wilson flowers and writing X’s on the card attached … oh he wants him so bad

finally some good bisexual representation

whyd house flirt with cuddys blind date . gay ass

they didnt mean it like that guys, hilson are t4t they were trying to connect

cameron keeps repeatedly putting chase in his place and all he can do is smile and follow her oh he’s down so bad

House in the wheelchair sliding down to his car is the happiest he’s been in the whole show. Like that’s just pure unbridled joy right there

if i was wilson i would just kill house tbh

coma guy was an ally he rolled with the lgbt

deep down wilson would do anything for house im SICK

wilson gay asf i’m crying i would never do all that for a guy 😭😭😭

i really enjoy what they're doing with cameron slowly and gradually becoming more and more like house in a way you hardly notice until you look back at how she used to be

If I were shot and my blood was all over a random carpet, I would like to keep it too

+ house being autistic confirmed + no one slept with a minor + house pretending to be a priest + more wilson screen time + fun character dynamics +“that’s a ten.” – the rest

Finally a good explanation for a young woman being attracted to house, a disease.

i headcanon house as not a pedophile