FROG ORGY This season took its time to simmer, but it looks like it might be worth it! “I am not family but we have a very intense trauma bond.” SOAPY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY ANTLER QUEEN

1. Love the 4:3 aspect ratio for the flashback scenes. 2. Orpheus & Eurydice mentioned. Instant 4 stars. Sorry.

NEED MORE SARAH YARKIN They simply are not capitalizing on the massive Breakfast Club potential of The Afterlife Support Group

1. Maddie and Simon have the same haircut 2. Phoebe Bridgers needle drop!

1. SLENDERMAN??? 2. Lottie on my mind I got Lottie on my mind La La La 3. I don’t think they know what to do with Wilderness Nat... Hopefully her arc becomes more interesting this season since she’s the “leader.” 4. Soapy screen time is FRUSTRATINGLY low 5. Nothing hotter than having a knife to

This show has taken me by surprise. I’m invested. Not just with the wilderness scenes but with the post-wilderness stuff too. I’ve grown to like the post-wilderness gang more throughout this season. Soapy is Antler Queen which means she gets more screen time next season, right? RIGHT???

1. They got Carhartt WIP at Camp Green Pine? I’m sold. Adorn me in heliotrope! 2. NOT NATALIE!!! 3. Fuck the coach. I know he fucking did that.

1. RUN NATALIE RUN 2. RIP Nugget. RIP Javi. 3. SOAPY’S FACE ACTING 10/10

1. The fake snow is really getting out of control. 2. Post-wilderness Misty is insane (read iconic). Caligula is a real one. 3. The girls spilling 🥲 4. Coach needs to go, I’m sorry. What is this dude contributing to the story? 5. Give all of Coach’s screen time to Natalie. WE WANT SOAPY. WE WANT SO

1. The soundtrack/score/sound design has been PERFECT 2. I’m so invested in Nugget. 3. All of the male characters suck. Except for Jeff. 4. Jeff vibing to Fuck The Police outside the police station is so funny lmao 5. Soapy does distress like nobody else. 6. Sophie Nélisse WOW

1. Watermelon Woman mentioned, automatic 4 stars. 2. Van’s store is so cool. She’s so cool. 3. Wilderness Misty is so unlikeable sometimes. RIP Kristen. 4. Soapy you deserve more screen time.

1. I agree with Misty, Cyrano is overrated. 2. I could stare into Wilderness Shauna’s eyes for hours. 3. Crystal is CRAZY. I love her. 4. Soapy screen time needs to increase drastically.

1. A strict color palette is essential for every cult! 2. Love the little detail in the shack where you can see Shauna’s breath in the cold but not Jackie’s. 3. Jeff rage listening to Last Resort lmao dude is so funny 4. Soapy please please please

1. Natalie needs to get over Travis. I’m tired of it. 2. Bear said, “Take my life, Queen!” 3. YELLOWJACKETS, STRUT! YES!! 4. LOTTIE’S CULT OMG 5. I wouldn’t mind an entire show following just 2021 Misty. Christina Ricci is a joy to watch on screen. 6. Speaking of screen-time, Soapy better have appro

1. Murder really brings a couple struggling with their marriage together 2. THE DOOMCOMING RUN THROUGH THE WOODS!!!!!!!!!! 2. Soapy looked GOOD

1. I am completely captivated by 1996 Shauna’s doe eyes and I can’t hide it anymore! 2. SPILL!!! 3. I would never treat you like that, Nat! 4. MORE. SOAPY. PLEASE!

1. Wiskayok High ‘til I die! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! 2. The rotisserie chicken baby 😭 3. Was the budget for the CGI deer $20? 4. Trauma bonding is crazy because Travis is the worst but Natalie can’t keep herself away. 5. Taissa being the Woman in the Tree… They got me! Fugue state! 6. Any Soapy screen-ti

SOAPY EPISODE! AUTOMATIC FIVE STARS.

1. There are too many no-name characters that survived the crash. They’re going to end up eating all of them, aren’t they? 2. Christina Ricci is phenomenal so far lol 3. NOT. ENOUGH. SOAPY.

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! 🫶 SOAPY 🫶

Really just trying to finish the series at this point

The family stuff in Cádiz is giving telenovela