extra half a star for jennifer jareau’s kind heart and beautiful face
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minus half a star for kevin cameo
2
jemily crumbs on the jet
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prentiss having a little giggle at hotch taking orders from morgan that’s my girl
1
wrinkling my nose at derek’s situationship though
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“granted, she was a friend with a sociopathic partner” “and a shovel” EMILY?
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“they mostly just dress up like prentiss did in high school” read her to FILTH penelope
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the shots of everyone fighting back tears after hailey gets shot?
1
extra half star for giving paget a chance to show off her phenomenal acting in that interrogation
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emily berating the unsub with her hand around his neck???? i am waiting patiently in line
1
living vicariously through lu watching grey’s for the first time
1
jj’s storyline this episode had me in wracking sobs
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‘experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. my god, do you learn.”
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emily was so wary of him the whole ep and for what
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prentiss believing jj and backing her up instantly to the boys >>>>
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also hottest emily episode this season
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prentiss hugging jodie and covering her ears got me tearing up
1
extra half a star for emily with kids always
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what have they been putting in paget’s water the past few episodes?? my girl looking extra pretty
1
prentiss speaking spanish???? phew
1
‘can i have a word with you in private?’ ‘i’m pretty sure the answer is no’
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let paget brewster do more comedy
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everything frankie said this episode was the funniest line in the episode
1
ruffles: not a lobster, not a student, not a dog
1
abed offering frankie chapstick never fails to catch me offguard
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shouldve ended the episode at the 20 minute mark the dialogue CARRIED
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reid and prentiss playing poker at the end they are so personal to me
1
imagine thinking emily isn’t a lesbian after this episode
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i need paget brewster to call me stupid actually
1
honestly the only part of this episode i like is frankie’s scenes with the dean
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what in the back door pilot was that
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opening scene my beloved ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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also the room situation was derek + penelope, jj + emily, reid + hotch, rossi got his own
1
i would go to war for her
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jj is the right choice for negotiator bc i too would fold so fast if she told me off like that
1
unrelated note emily manipulating that guy in interrogation PHEW
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this was crushing i feel wrecked
1
minus half a star for lack of jennifer jareau
1
the intro without aj cook i’m going to be sick
1
hotch be nice to garcia for 0.00037 seconds challenge
1
knew that end scene was coming the second we saw garcia in the play
1
also what do y’all mean “oh darn we didn’t get him” quantico’s finest my ass
1
also emily looking so fine in her turtleneck this episode
1
do you think prentiss looks at seavers and sees jj
1
reid was in this episode apparently
1
derek exhibiting derek behaviour
1
seaver obsessed with emily me too girl
1
emily in that dress so so fit
1
penelope’s hair so so pretty
1
elle would have known something was up and actually done something about it btw
1
also emily side plot let’s goooooo
1
also i assume that aas her saying goodbye to him???? hearbreaking
1
emily’s side plot the only interesting bit and even that fell flat
1
rewatching this one to make me feel better after watching ‘lauren’ for the first time
1
do you think lying to the team that emily died was the hardest thing jj ever had to do
1
an episode long allegory for losing emily is crazy actually
1
the ending was fucked UP
1
extra half a star for jennifer jareau’s big sad eyes
1
season seven is GIVING so far
1
paget comes real close to falling flat on her ass at 34:38
1
that piece of rubble nearly got her
1
jj looked sooooo pretty this episode
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i want to like will like it would make my life so much easier but i hate him !!!
1
jj and henry areso cute💔💔
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that was soooo fucked up actually
1
josh bringing the little boy’s things out to his dad so his dad didn’t have to go into the room 💔💔
1
also i support women’s wrongs
1
extra half a star for emily heart eyes
1
hotch’s girlfriend sitch is so cute
1
extra half a star for jennifer jareau being mommy
1
two slays in a row???? i didn’t know they knew how to do that
1
jj’s choppy 2007 cut was so good though
1
i know everyone loves this one but i was just… i was bored okay
1
jj’s wedding dress and emily’s floral one 💓💓
1
emily i love u i love u i love u
1
emily prentiss looking FIIIT
1
emily’s makeup in s2/3 is so pretty i could die
1
and jj’s supermodel walk i am in love with her
1
also penelope at the end that’s my girl 💓💓
1
i am so excited about reid’s little situationship
1
not reading anyone else’s reviews nobody will spoil this for me
1
emily would have loved the baseball game
1
jj’s wavy hair and dark eye makeup i’m on my knees
1
alex blake winning this week’s kindness award
1
also “she’s already the most beautiful girl in the world to me”
1
jj walking in on…. whatever garcia and morgan have going on? iconic
1
he really loved that courtney ford dupe hey
1
jj is slowly adopting the emily prentiss surprised pikachu face
1
all those hugs looked so cosy
1
jj going straight in for that hug that is her little brother right there
1
jj in the interrogation scene that’s hot
1
strauss being uncharacteristically supportive this season real
1
penelope ukelele lessons !!!! cutie pie
1
idk man this was technically a good episode maybe i’m just feeling disillusioned cos i miss emily
1
kind hearted gentle funny jennifer jareau where’d you go
1
so did anyone else assume strauss and blake’s drama was an ex-situationship or was just me
1
spencer plot line does not immediately make a good episode
1
cm writers focussed so hard on making sure she served cunt in s8 (success btw)
1
that they forgot her main character trait is Kind
1
rossi and blake’s little fist bump!!!! i love them
1
“i think i liked you better before you were a profiler”
1
“morgan isn’t here babygirl” PHEW
1
4x02’s “you’re not seriously floating the idea of an evil twin, are you” coming way too full circle
1
also i was misled to believe emily came back in this one and now im sad
1
emily would have eaten this case UP she would have found this all so funny
1
i can see her surprised pikachu face already
1
also the cars not locking when they press the button??? new fear unlocked
1
emily looking extra pretty even after getting hit by a truck
1
also jj with her 2009 bangs
1
loving the jj cheating allegations like i know what’s going on but cheating drama is way funnier
1
unsub plot had me in tears
1
also jj talking about her sister 💔
1
i need to start paying attention
1
rip emily prentiss you would’ve hated karaoke night ❤️
1
derek’s girlfriend??? criminal minds has never introduced a love interest normally even once
1
this show knows how to character assassinate like no other
1
this episode felt so long
1
jj with her hair in a braid >>>>
1
jj i am free this thursday night if you want to hang out on thursday night when i am free
1
also jj that hair thing in the interrogation room was so hot
1
jennifer jareau the badass that you are
1
emily you are so fine i miss you
1
also jj smiling and happy again !!!! important things all round
1
i spend all of these episodes just slightly worried for jj
1
jj looking so pretty pretty pretty
1
was jeanne triplehorn busy this week or something where was my girl
1
extra half a star for that girl’s acting chops she killed it
1
now that last scene was shit scary somebody get mgg some therapy
1
blake looking traumatised after the lake >:(
1
a female unsub does not always a good episode make
1
those are my autistic besties
1
garcia shooting the guy you go bad bitch
1
and if i told you i sobbed when alex left what then
1
giving the new girl grace 🙏🙏🙏
1
jj looking extra pretty this season
1
idk these episodes are missing a little kick for me
1
the notes i wrote on this ep the first watch were “SHE WAS IN THE STEW!?!?!?”…. accurate
1
i am disillusioned with this show again
1
jj pretty pretty as usual
1
i love when they let jj be a little unhinged a little insane
1
kate is not annoying me and not not annoying me she’s just there
1
reid calling jj jennifer ❤️❤️
1
prince charming spencer!!
1
giggled the whole way through this one it was so unserious
1
other than that i paid no attention i need to start paying attention
1
emily would have given her a hug
1
the girls eating icecream on gideon’s floor ❤️❤️❤️
1
i miss emily and i miss alex
1
but i’m lowkey finally warming up to kate
1
can’t believe how much she’s grown on me
1
i have pizza !! >:) not 4 u >:(
1
instant taking to tara though !!!!!
1
im sooooo bored like where’s my girl
1
rossi divorce mention episode streak: 2
1
last episode before return of the jj thank GOD
1
the girlies review bombed this one because reid wasn’t in it
1
also jj looking fiiiine as per usual
1
jj falling asleep left right and centre she’s so me
1
you know what else is insane? how low cut jj’s top was
1
jessica funniest girl ever
1
i thought emily was coming back in this ep and i’m not even disappointed that she didn’t
1
she was born to be a mother <3
1
weekly note to mention that i still miss emily
1
not the derek sniper??????
1
can’t watch this ep without saying ‘that’s fucked up’ like 8274728 times
1
th guy who said it was an asshole but he had his points
1
penelope and luke are too funny but why are they like that
1
my girls!! my girls are back!!!
1
penelope what is your problem with luke i have to know
1
rip “wheels up in 30” though i feel hollow
1
jj was smiling before rossi even delivered the news she KNEW her girl had it in the bag
1
her proud smile was so cute
1
pick me choose me love me
1
this episode has it all… jj’s wavy hair, spencelle, reid magic tricks, hostage situation etc etc
1
emily and jj giving massive lesbian energy <3
1
they never stood more than two inches apart in this one
1
extra half a star for emily prentiss looking so fine as unit chief
1
also “how do you focus on a case?” “i go to the shooting range” yeah total shocker em
1
are they making emily and stephen a thing
1
jj’s laugh after emily’s “oh i did”…… gnawing at the bars ofmy enclosure
1
this is the number one most nonsensical thing about the show to me by the way
1
nobody ever talks at the same time, they all say something unique and cover everything????
1
“spencer….. i couldn’t be more proud of you” 😭
1
paget did not come to play in this one she came to ACT
1
are they hiring real actors anymore or are these just people they found near the studio
1
GARCIA PUTTING THE BABY CARROT WITH HER FIGURINES “live your life ❤️” SHE IS TOO FUNNY
1
‘we’re taking you home’ 🥹🥹
1
anyways this episode had it ALL
1
everybody looking fine as hell
1
“can you take me off speaker phone?”
1
emily doing illegal shit
1
rossi you are not exempt from being mothered by jj she’ll get you all eventually
1
godddd emily you are so brave and clever and beautiful
1
episode wasn’t even that good i just love my silly little profilers
1
whoever colour graded this episode should be taken out back and shot
1
jj always finding a child to mother to death ❤️❤️
1
jennifer jareau you absolute smokeshow
1
also the jemily glance in that scene???? i’m delusional
1
i love jj centric episodes they always hit home
1
paget brewster you will always be that girl
1
premise kinda wild but they put their backs into it so i respect it
1
also jj’s hair slowly edging towards platinum blonde is like my personal mental breakdown countdown
1
SO MANY brilliant one liners
1
every single bau woman is a bad bitch in this one
1
101 ways to get yourself cancelled on serializd
1
but jj in that unbuttoned button-down????? delicious
1
anyways did not care about luke’s love life or anything else
1
“know that i am always here for you.” tears in their eyes and EVERYTHING
1
GODDDD THE WAY THEY SMILED AT EACH OTHER
1
i have so many thoughts about this episode i feel so messy
1
emily prentiss bad bitch protecting her family
1
the jemily of it all man
1
jennifer jareau you absolute smokeshow
1
let her be a cunt!!!!! i said what i said let her be a cunt!!!!!
1
spencer reid biggest emily prentiss warrior
1
also “glad to hear your voice emily” i might die
1
this is my family and you can tear them from my cold dead hands
1
this arc was so jemily core
1
emily getting reinstated and immediately going “so… i’m going to need my girl back”
1
how does emily know so much about rossi’s love life???
1
it’s because rossi and his lesbian daughter have dinner and get so so so drunk and talk about women
1
and jennifer jareau fbi vest piercings ponytail insane dyke energy
1
emily wearing jj’s top suddenly seems so unimportant but i still have to mention it i’m afraid
1
no star rating because i’m rating this three days late and i forgor
1
i will never apologise for loving this episode it’s a masterpiece
1
jemily scene jemily HUG???? winning
1
jj and reid scenes jj and garcia scenes garcia and reid scenes they are so family
1
aj cook acted her ass off in this episode get this girl an emmy
1
also they’re so in love i could scream
1
“sara kingsley, if you’re not dead or married by seventy, will you marry me?”
1
“yes, a thousand times yes”
1
and also extra half a star for emily prentiss’ kind heart and beautiful face
1
do not ask me the colour of anything
1
sara i would be your pretend boyfriend anytime just call me whenever okay?
1
the rating is low because jimmy and sara are seeing other people
1
paget brewster i can’t breathe when you’re on screen
1
jimmy martino why can’t i be you
1
‘you know the last time we did this was 1989? very taylor swift’ WALKING GREEN FLAG
1
i want to drown myself 😁😁😁😁😁
1
he’s kinda sweet… i’ll take it
1
also emily served major bau unit chief cunt this episode
1
aubrey plaza is sooooo her ex and you can quote me on that
1
this show is serving cunt i fear
1
being able to hug her ex like that makes tara a stronger woman than i’ll ever be
1
tara i’m afraid i understand you in ways nobody else could
1
lesbian emily prentiss agenda
1
the housewarming party for luke!!!! i love seeing them happy
1
i’m sure the episode was good but i watched it in like three pieces so it lost me a bit
1
had to pause to laugh i was in Tears
1
family discussing whether ghosts are real episode jackpot (relative to criminal minds)
1
jeid storyline in 2019??? electric chair
1
if i ever said i liked this show… no the fuck i didn’t ❤️
1
i’m not upset i’m just confused
1
pilates princess emily prentiss i’m in love with you
1
emily prentiss being silly and goofy and soft in her leggings with her wine >>>>
1
jj in that red sweater PHEW
1
dare i say i like crim ev better than original flavour?
1
listen i’m a jemily girlie not a jj/will girlie
1
but at this rate i don’t even care who she’s with can they just let her be happy for one whole seaso
1
i am making emily not hugging jj after she almost died into
1
“emily was so distraught she couldn’t even Look at jj”
1
a la rizzoli & isles 5x18 ❤️
1
i know why it was put on hold but i’m missing the lisa/carla plotline 💔
1
all that promotion ever gave emily was a migraine (and really really really fit hair)
1
bernie was such a cunt today ❤️
1
everybody was Proper messy this week
1
emily and jj interacting??? i didn’t know they knew how to do that
1
i'm not ready for baugate i'm distressed
1
everybody was so serious and sexy this episode
1
the lesbianism of it all
1
can they leave my girl jennifer alone for four fucking seconds please???
1
‘i want to believe’ !!!!!
1
jemily in 2024???? we are so back
1
i’m going to end up on the news
1
its okay they’ll be snogging and playing happy families by christmas x
1
chloe nattrass you are everything to me
1
swarla scenes this fine wednesday were so hard to watch
1
episode so good i didn’t notice swarla absence
1
stace’s outfit in this one >>>>
1
daisy and bethany having a heart to heart this is healing stuff right here
1
ryan being #teamleanne so very jarring
1
carla and lisa should smack him one
1
lowkey why is this show getting kind of phenomenal again
1
curse vicky myers and her scene stealing eyes
1
DEVON I LOVE U I LOVE U SO BAD
1
line of the episode: don’t “emily” me
1
ft. dalek-esque garcia pov
1
jj with bangs too fit for words
1
garcia and reid arguing like siblings >>>
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