melissa is a fucking freak. not just for marrying the daughter of the woman they killed, but for still wearing that fuckass hat twenty years later

wishing bj a speedy recovery so i can see him perform a pole dancing routine at keefe and kelvin's wedding at the end of the season 🙏

wait why was jesse in that jetpack at the end lowkey giving that one anglerfish swimming to the ocean's surface?? and why is it making me kinda emotional???

on my knees begging bradley cooper to stop showing up in my favorite tv shows without a trigger warning first

at first i was like "hahah melissa's bisexual" as a joke. but bro.... i don't think it's a joke anymore...

they may be a dysfunctional, chaotic, and slightly evil family but they are MY dysfunctional, chaotic, and slightly evil family

a rare win for the kelvinkeefe nation!!! suicide postponed!!!

give me one chance gideon gemstone please i beg you just one chance

there is truly nothing more heartbreaking than the "how do you like mean now" to "i hope you like me now" pipeline

i love that steve zahn is a malewife in every universe

every time keefe and bj get their hearts broken in the same episode an angel loses its wings </3

reasons why baby billy is basically rihanna: 1.) he can wear the craziest outfits that literally nobody else in the world could pull off 2.) he would definitely have insane twitter beef with azealia banks

this episode was so succession coded. but like in a looney tunes kinda way

no smut! 🚫 no lust! 🙅‍♀️ no coconuts! 🥥

everyone singing together in the end.... i love when the peepee poopoo show gets wholesome <3

hbo shows about rich families with generational trauma get automatically better when there’s a culkin brother in them

“sassy on sunday” went triple platinum in my house

PEEPAW DOWN!!!!

sometimes i feel like it’s just me and uncle baby billy against the world 💯

it’s like if succession had a kendall roy baptism episode. incredibly hard watch. 5 stars

jesse saying “you’re two timing mama?” while fully prepared to square up with his dad over his dead mom is strangely wholesome

the bond i have with jason schwartzman is comparable to the pledge of nuns to jesus christ

judy gemstone serves cunt in a way that's kinda a flop and it's my favorite thing about her