the old lady telling misty she reminded her of her granddaughter that no one likes 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i might be the only mf who’s actually interested in shauna’s present day storyline (home depot tomshiv)

i'm loving erika rn but a lot of people seem to hate her? i guess i'll have to wait and see where it all goes wrong😩

DOUTE SIGHTING‼️

the government is like me when i spread misinformation on twitter

“you lay one hand on scully so help me god” OKKKAAAAAYYYYY

The most unrealistic thing is that the girls called up their therapist and she was able to squeeze them in to see them the same day. I mean that doesn’t happen.

the to kill a mockingbird scene gives me so much second hand embarrassment i can’t

lynette my practical queen buying a coffee machine and calling it a big purchase

i hope that in my next life i am as iconic as felicia tillman

i would’ve chose orson ngl… he’s kinda king in like a acquired taste kinda way — also im not a fan of keith, he’s like mike if he was stinky.

oh my god???? when i tell you i started tearing up when gabi ran towards the car to save juanita. THATS MOTHER!!!!! bree and her gun 😭😭 THE ENDING THO?? HALLELUJAH THAT RAT BETTER BE DEAD!!!!

No other show does catastrophe episodes like Desperate Housewives did

"If you find the guy that shot him, tell me. I want to be able to thank them." We love to see it

Where is Andrew omg I miss him

camille: i’m not JUST my husband camille every 2 seconds: so you know my husband KELSEY

“the man put chives into my parisian salad, he should be in a straitjacket!”

oh mcclunskys sister is so cunty luv her

bree and katherine coming together to maximize their joint slay

who needs enemies when they have susan as a friend

bree you've got a kid who came flying out of the closet and a husband who's been looking for the doorknob 💀💀💀

"you're a drama junkie when there's no drama, you create it" GAGGED

If I were married to Tom Scavo, I'd never give another person the time of day ❤️