now WHY the hell did house not just assume that INTENTIONALLY LEAVING HIS FRONT DOOR OPEN would end up with HIS PLACE BEING ROBBED

the dog had a limp im crying

there is so so much i love about this episode. House’s relationship with Hector, Omar Epps’s amazing acting, the case… it’s so, so brilliant.

this show is genuinely so insane and unserious

I want to know how that dog lived 17 years chewing on everything and being a menace

house is literally beefing with a dog what is wrong with him

omar is so good in this episode, i really think hes one of the most talented actors in this show, also, i love hector!!!

i demand for house to have partial custody over hector

house and wilson are so codependent its insane

“Cause sex with James was fantastic. Nobody works harder to give a woman what she wants” guysss omg Wilson getting all embarrassed at the exhibit was so cute I love his and Cuddy’s relationship also another great Foreman episode

ofc house is the one who broke up wilson’s marriage…evil and bisexual just like me

there were So many good hilson moments during this “you knew he had a wife waiting at home, you didn’t care ????????????” but my favorite was wilson falling asleep in house’s office :( anyway the foreman stuff was So upsetting holy shit

torture foreman with a side of house and wilson doing their weird little dance with their feelings about each other

wilson taking cuddy to a bdsm art exhibition while house is interrogating his ex wife is like ok sure whatever i Guess

i love foreman centered episodes. omar epps' performance is always amazing.

the foreman centric episodes are always emotionally devastating. everything they reveal about house’s role in wilsons romantic relationships tips the hilson scale that much closer to canon

wilson's ex openly admitting to resenting house because of the attention wilson gives house. Hello. also holy shit "my little boy's name is eric" was fucking devastating jesus

naming my dog after how much my wife hates my male best friend who’s obsessed with me <- normal guy thing to do

the cuddy/wilson stuff was so cute :,) they’re such a great platonic pair. would give anything to see more jealous house

foreman centered eps are my superbowl. also if hilson was het this would be a straight up romance theyre not beating the allegations

why would you and your wife name your dog after your male best friend? as a man? what do you mean by that?

wilson and his ex-wife acronym-naming their dog after house is actually so insane to me

I just need chameron to actually happen now pleasee! I’m dying over here right along with Chase