“Stand firm for what you believe until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza.”

Hhuhuhu... Eehuhuhuhu... 'Butte Nothing compared to hearing that shit every day after school.

“Why go to a restaurant when you can just throw something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?!”