1. "I'm serious, Clark. If more humans were like you, the world would be a better place"
2. Clark Kent: How'd you get that frog in your throat?
Lois Lane: That's what happens when you get a neck massage from Barbie the Barbarian. Doctor says I shouldn't talk too much.
Clark Kent: Oh, gee. That's too bad.
Lois Lane: Don't get your hopes up, Smallville. It's not permanent.
3. Not Lana annoying even the aliens and getting her ass kicked 😭
4. Be subtle with your humor with aliens at least lois
5. Also the title sequence is lit af damn