Perfectly unsplendid. I would sleep, I would wake, I would walk, but I would #NeverForget. I would never forget, forget, and forget. I would sleep, I would wake, I would walk, but I would never forget how they wasted nine hours of my short weekend for non-existent scares, uninteresting characters played by underused actors, and being discount AHS: Murder House. Can you imagine being a discount version of a Ryan Murphy production??? Now, that's horror. The first half was a boring, bland Bly; The Altar of the Dead was ambitious yet flat and unearned; and the back half was just me desperately trying to get to the punchline of this cruel and corny joke. WHERE 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 SCARES 👏 The memories of this haunting would never just fade, fade, and fade. A love story??? No, ma'am. Note: Crossposted from https://letterboxd.com/hongweikai/film/the-haunting-of-bly-manor/