Backdrop poster for Wallace & Gromit's Cracking Contraptions (2002)
Wallace & Gromit's Cracking Contraptions (2002)
Poster for Wallace & Gromit's Cracking Contraptions
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I could rank each short from weakest to best, but y'know what? I think I'mma do smth a bit more interesting and rank each CONTRAPTION from worst to best. Let's go: 10. Tellyscope – JUST USE A GODDAMN CONTROLLER 9. Soccamatic – More like cheatamatic ahahahaha 8. Snowmanotron – This is why art should be left to humans 7. The 525 Crackervac – Should've just used a regular vac :/ 6. Autochef – People nowadays should take a hint from this episode if they ever think of replacing chefs with AI. 5. Bully Proof Vest – Glorified punch-in-the-box. At least it kinda works, ig 4. Christmas Cardomatic – Good enough if you want to sell tons of copies, sure, why not. Could use a few tweaks, of course, but I'll take it. 3. Shopper13 – Honestly pretty neat if you prefer doing machine maneuvering over walking around. Just hope you don't stumble into a curious mfer who wants to pick it up while it goes around the streets. 2. Snoozatron – Penalty points for subjecting Gromit to the torture of being thrusted into the air 500 times in sheep's clothing instead of using electric sheep or whatever; but let's be real, some of us would dream (hahahahaha) of having this. 1. Turbo Diner – Basically the Autochef but better. Could do without cuffing the subjects to the chairs and the candle lighter was a bit too powerful, but DAMN, it worked almost perfectly. why did this fly under my radar when I was mini-marathoning the W&G shorts

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