“Wingers critics suggest he merely improvised hot patriotic dogma in a Ferris Buellerian attempt to delay school work. Winger decries the accusation as quote ‘a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11.’” “The Changlorious Basterds.” “Leonard likes this post.” “The North Cafeteria named after Admiral William North is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall, which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing Battlefield on Greendale’s campus next to the English Memorial Spanish Center. Named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.”