“so… you screwing jack yet?” “no. are you?” the sawyer/jack agenda will prevail (this is sarcasm but I do see how its ridiculous that I’m making THIS my review for the chaos-filled episode I just watched) (but I couldn’t ignore the opportunity at hand, its against my morals) (the morals in question? always be a silly goose) (also, just so you guys know: if sayid dies I will be killing myself in his honor) (talking in parenthesis is chic)