" I'm not going to poison you." "Thank you." "Unless you don't leave." "It's an old, shitty country club where nothing ever changes except the President, but you can't even tell 'cause they're all f*cking dudes." - Life itself. The sigh followed by "Australians". 😂 "How do you define sex?" "I define it as a thing I enjoy more than talking about real estate and less than looking at birds." "Has anyone here ever said, "I'm going to be dead by the end of the night?" "Yeah, uh, the one time I went camping, I said that." - Me. "Stephen! This isn't your call." "Perry, it was my call not to come to this f*cking dinner at all, but I came. Instead of a Wagyu Volcano, I get a bloody murder." "How do you want to do this?" "Right. Yes. Okay. I'll ask the questions. You don't talk. If you feel you have something you really want to say, try to make that feeling go away. If at any point you want to leave the room for any reason, please do."