"You weren't at the dinner?" "Oh God, no. I don't like getting dressed. I don't like talking to people." - Amen. "Clive died in our bed. He was actually dead before we went to sleep. I did not know that. I even tried to get a little something going, but he was unresponsive. Which was not unusual though. I did not marry that man for sex, if you know what I mean." "I don't know what you mean." "I got up. I took a shower. I got dressed. I had breakfast. I went to work. I came home. He was still there. And that's when I realized that something was probably wrong with Clive." - Probably. "Australia didn't even want this dinner, okay? We had to beg them to come. Do you know how shitty you have to be to piss off Australians? But that's what the last administration did, time and time again." - We see why Kylie and Hugh were necessary. "Ugh. Another dude? Oh Jesus. How many dudes do you need?" - Correct. "It's possible." "Isn't it more than possible?" "I don't know. What's "more than possible"? Either it's possible or it's not." "Gentlemen. Dudes." ♪ I just can't get you out of my head ♪ "It doesn't have to be this way between you and me." " How would you like it to be?" "More respectful." "You want me to respect you? For what? I don't know you." "I say that because there is no place like this place on Earth. It is… bigger than you." "You mean, the house is literally bigger than me? Because that seems obvious. I'm inside the house." "I know what I'm doing." "I know you know what you're doing. I just don't know if you know who you're doing it with." "I've tried to care about this, but I really don't." - On a T-shirt. "There's only one person who could put a stop to this." "Hugh Jackman?" "They looked unhappy. Well, for Australians."