Ok, so let me get this straight: Viktor is now mechanical Jesus; Jayce, Ekko, and Heimerdinger are, for all I know, dust particles or trapped in some alternate dimension; evil witches have kidnaped Mel; my third favorite gay love story has ended twenty minutes after starting; the emotionally scarred sisters are now at the point where they’re actively trying to kill each other, and oh yeah Caitlyn’s a fascist leader now? “Absolute Cinema.”