I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate joke swap. Every joke is offensive and nasty. And that Drake joke could get Michael Che murdered. I like to attend SNL in person, so unfortunately this was a hot ticket and I couldn’t go. But it was basically a nice wrap up with Jake singing and Chloe Fineman being in at least three sketches (even though she was at Cannes a few days ago!). Vegan alert: -Kristi Noem (Heidi Gardner) points a gun at a stuffed dog -Weekend Update: Cicadas talking about being eaten by birds, Colin Jost saying they’ll never release the prisoners [orcas] from Sea World -“Dad Has a Cookie”: Heidi Gardner’s mom character is making a roast -“Beautiful Girls” sketch, the girls wear feathers -Sabrina Carpenter lyrics: “Honeybee come and get this pollen” -Sabrina Carpenter song “Feather” and she’s wearing feathers