Hello AndrewFlanagan,
Your mission is to convince Elliot Byrd that you are interested in him romantically, and then you are to gay kiss him. You are to inform me of where and when this gay kiss will take place, and then you are to perform said gay kiss, and then you are to never see Elliot Byrd again or I will find you and destroy you. I mean it!!!!
Elliot Byrd's PerVerse username is
@elliotbyrd. That should be enough for you to make this all happen.
Compensation, should you succeed, is £50,000.
If you tell Elliot Byrd about any of this l will, again, find you and destroy you.
Best,
The Brutaliser