Thank you Glenn Howerton for eating cereal in your car and for becoming angry af when you got hit, because without that actual event happening we wouldn’t have gotten this masterpiece of sitcom television

Why did she have all those Leno tickets

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA CLAUS ????

Pour one out for Batman, this new crime collab gonna make him work twice as hard

“Yeah. We're gonna throw some P. Diddy-style parties up on the deck.” I’d fucking hope not.

Dee: oh, no. I'm not gonna marry you, if that's where this is headed. Mac: What? Dee, I would rather get shot in my face. Rob McElhenney is married to Kaitlin Olson since 2008.

finding out that Mac is married to Dee irl and Charlie is married to the Waitress irl has changed my view of the show irrevocably

i love that dee’s boyfriend was still wearing the jorts that frank gave him

Cristin Milioti gonna need to write an Emmy speech.

Cristin Milioti, what a f*cking performance

SOFIA FALCONE DID NOTHING WRONG cristin milioti we are getting you that emmy

"wait wait wait! check his pulse!"

8.4/10 Underrated af. Not sure why its got such a low rating since I thought this was unique and charming asl and felt straight out of community

what makes this episode is obviously the iconic charlie investigation wall scene. what makes that scene tho is the fact that he’s illiterate and pepe sylvia is most likely pennsylvania. it kills me when he says carol tho

Well I guess that explains why Penguin knew “el rata alada” was improper Spanish. This is seriously such a great show with incredible performances and writing. Please let this quality continue. Penguin is emulating the strategic planning akin to Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars

"hang the hangman" god forbid women do ANYTHING 🙄

three men take off their shirts in a bank

WILD CARD BITCHES

Location: Paddy's Bar Time: Saturday Date: With Charlie Kelly Prize: Paddy's Pub

look at my lawyer daawwgg im going to jail 😭💔

“how is anyone gonne get hurt?” - frank *frank sets sweet dee on fire*

oh get a job? just get a job? why don’t i strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies

mac and charlie serving saw 2004 realness

They put up a cross