when you apply for the manager position at a white lotus hotel the most important thing you have to put on your resume is that you're gay

watching porn on your dads phone is a wild move

misty!! stop!! you are scaring the hoes

it’s my inability to hate misty because she’s played by christina ricci that is most funny to me

misty: does my crush like me🤭🤭 javi: are we gonna die😐

“I was about your age when I started exhibiting violent tendencies” - dexter, there’s literally flashbacks of that when he was a little kid and Harrison is a teenager… “When I was 12 years old I started having fantasies about hunting down the trinity killer” - Harrison, literally 2 eps ago he said h

"i may be dead but i'm still pretty” I LOVE HER SM