dear keith, your bubblegum dumdum proposing to your gf via text, wasting rations, flubbing the challenge, and annoying the world should’ve gotten you voted off. rodger my love, you deserve so much more than this
i went to google to find out if mike healed alright (i’m aware that it’s like 20 years later but still) and i find out he’s CONVICTED FOR POSSESSION OF CHILD PORN