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nightoscphere
Joined on January 11, 2022
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Ugly Betty (2006)

S02 E13 · A Thousand Words by Friday
ewwww misogyny AND GABRIELLE UNION........ RELATED TO WILHELMINA?!? then BOUGHT FLOWERS.... FOR DANIEL?!?! OF ALL PEOPLE?!?? EEEEEWWWWWWWW claire's outfit in the office when she overheard them talking shit was so supremely cunty tho

girl this couldve been solved waaaay earlier if that lady hadnt been so fucking scared

this christian ass very special episode dbdndnnd but melinda looking so supremely cunt in all black with that red lipstick and bangs she KNEW she ate!! also fuck her ex bestie!! and enjoy that emerald necklace granny!!

a nothingburger episode but at least the guide has a pal!!

cute but im tired of this grandpa noah fence

Modern Love (2019)

S01 E02 · When Cupid Is a Prying Journalist
love seeing dev patel but this was.. so.... boring....... like..... corny and so buzzfeed-y idk how else to explain it.... dev looked phenomenal in that grey shirt tho! also whoever did catherine keener's hair also deserves jail time. it was soooo straight like let it have some body i beg?!?
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um...... unconvinced in continuing but glad perle got a backbone (i doubt it'll last but still)

JESSICA CHASTAIN?!?!?!??
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...... that's it??? this star rating is solely for the end party (i love these little moments of joy the beae and co get) and sydney's lip gloss.

well. cute ig.

[miley ray stewart voice] what. but YAY TONY WONDER!!!
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this was sooooo?!? uneventful and then THE GAY MAFIA SHOWED UP EYE?!?!?!? and rip tony wonder but tragically this IS what shows that queerbait should get......... arrested development commit to gay gob OR ELSE U WILL BE DEALT WITH!!!!
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okay the rock bit and maeby's fit was funny dhdnsnsns
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they continue these ridiculous flashbacks like george michael's hair suddenly being shorter and maeby's extensions like dndnsnsn so funny it's funny to remember that alia shawkat went from playing second fiddle to a half asses murder mystery (and incest???? plot) to like full on millennial macbeth
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the terrible extensions at the beginning?!?? and ofc tobias got a callback for the big bang theory shsjsjsk but then the rest of the episode happened.... ew
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aw it was sweet to sort of kind of have lucille have a breakthrough...... but why did they have two random greenscreened scenes!!!?!!?!
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"if that bird had gotten through my second layer of makeup it could've caused permanent damage to my skin" im screaming hsjsjsjs AND TOBIAS TAKE THE DAMN JOB U KNOBHEAD
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...... this is it? but wow. delusions of grandeur can take u far!
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WAIT DR AMANDA BABY...... FUCKING NATALIE SUGAR BERZATTO?!?!?
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this is.... such an annoying detour but at least we understand where that book came from and FAT ANNIE?!?!?! FAT ANNIE FROM THE GET DOWN?!? she looks GORGEOUS
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this short ass whack ass ep 🙄 yeah i get why yall were pissed who allowed this????
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didnt like the animation style but glad maya & anna had their summer love era (fuck that pedo too!!)
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v convoluted ep but kramer's bit was fantastic (as always) and george wearing timbs for the extra height?!?! get some creepers u numbskull!!

ojichan smiling down on his grandchildren.... masturbating?? okay?!!! also i hate wet moist sounds so automatically this was hell for me!!
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