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Joined on June 30, 2023
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Paradise (2025)

S01 E08 · The Man Who Kept the Secrets
in my prime i also would’ve assassinated someone for my wii
2

crazy that they still got guys eating off timothée chalamet’s nachos at the end of the world

welcome back wandavision

i can’t believe they got bradley cooper from abbott elementary on an episode of righteous gemstones
2

in another life tanya would’ve been on that boat and shot greg with a glock
3201

coach scott is about to file a restraining order against all the lesbians in the wilderness
18

nooo don’t go into the light wally you’re too sexy aha
138

Yellowjackets (2021)

S03 E04 · 12 Angry Girls and 1 Drunk Travis
i just know that when coach scott saw that misty was his lawyer he said “look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail.”
182

in another life, kenny would’ve loved just doing laundry and taxes
4

The White Lotus (2021)

S03 E01 · Same Spirits, New Forms
lochlan’s big decision is actually whether he is going to lose his virginity to his brother or his sister
1

The White Lotus (2021)

S03 E01 · Same Spirits, New Forms
chat is anyone else getting incest vibes
2173

the wilderness really just brings everyone out of the closet
548

all these sickening face cards when they’re all supposed to be starving
10

School Spirits (2023)

S02 E05 · Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner
wally saying he misses body shots. i can help with that.
3

when the dick is too good you have to kill him so no one else can have it

Sweetpea (2024)

S01 E05 · Someone's Been a Naughty Girl
rhiannon only just thinking about framing marcus when i thought about it an episode ago. i am always one step ahead.

Sweetpea (2024)

S01 E04 · Everybody Loves Julia
rhiannon fumbling aj for that loser. i said oh i’m sure.

Sweetpea (2024)

S01 E03 · Black Spots in the Garage
JULIA COME GET Y’ALL JUICE

Sweetpea (2024)

S01 E02 · This Sort of Thing Needs Some Feminine Energy
maybe i need to kill an asshole to have my glow up
2

alright wanda has her gay son. let’s give her a thot daughter!
3

how do i get adam brody to chase after me and potentially give up being head rabbi just to be with me

need to queen out with sasha and bina

it’s going to be so humiliating if joanna fumbles noah

that mean girls montage ate