who wants to be in an unsanctioned erotic entanglement with me❤️❤️❤️

BITCH. THIS FUCKING SHOW. THAT ENDING???? irving and dylan i want to give you all the hugs in the world. evil beautiful women i love you. mark scout, you are the wife guy of all time.

“Is it rude to keep asking why you’re a kid” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

milchick name reveal

“He dumb?” “He a dick?” Dylan is my spirit animal and that ending was nuts!

was a pineapple involved?

THE NEW INTRO IS A BANGER! girls when they’re the daughters of the ceo drowning in their expectations and find out their innie is living out her guilt free dream life🫨

i could write a dissertation on the implications between helena eagan and shiv roy but y’all wouldn’t like it

Red K Clark > Bully Maguire

okay what is lionel doing

chloe’s right, though. clark’s being a shitty friend

Clark and Lana have my heart (until Lois Lane shows up in the next however many seasons)

this new sheriff is making me miss ethan

and that is why i firmly believe we should sacrifice one frat boy everyday

Lana’s Summer Roberts/Peyton Sawyer boxing/self defense moment hi Made me sad to see Clark get caught and reprimanded…like yes he has the potential to hurt people but like those were bad guys and liars soooooooo free him

like that the villain in this ep are just normal humans but bad men, feels a lot more grounded and loved lana kicking some assssss

You just know the show slaps when in 2002 they were already making the female characters exist outside of their purpose as love interests for the male lead and pretty much literally say “I do not need a man to save me.”

fuck me. i always forget how emotional & brilliant this ep is.

"you're gonna change a lot of people lives, clark" :')

and if I kill my self what then

hate to say lex kinda slayed in this. also i am emotionally distraught so