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kirill
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Roswell (1999)

S03 E08 · Behind the Music
i am so sad for maria and liz but also really happy for maria, billy was right, they want me to think alex’s death sent ripples thru everyone to the point of changing their personalities? no! it’s those fucking alien boys. hated this side of michael. go maria, go! 🥹

that little kiss liz gave to maria!? i need to know if it was improvised or scripted. if someone told me this and the previous episode were penned by bret easton ellis i would believe it. and langley kissed that general!? 🏳️‍🌈 max is the worst, fuck him and his stupid son. at least it seems like h
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Caroline 🐍❤️ that's pretty much it. also, she's so right about professor chadwick. blaise is already asian, short and the only openly gay guy at his frat house, does he really need to dress like that.
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the chop! i didn't remember it happening like that. Ranma is so sweet and Ryoga asking where the school was at the gates, meeee. i keep thinking this remake is unnecessary and subpar, the animation during the fights, the backgrounds, the coloring, the latin spanish dub, it's all awful. i just wanna
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Miss LuPone moved me, she's everything, i guess i'm not immune to corporate emotional manipulation algorithms :/ the wardrobe was really atrocious and having them as disney witches was beyond pathetic. the levitation scene was the only cool shot in this entire piece of crap show.
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i'm being generous, this was terrible until the men left (yes, Nicholas too) and the girls road trip started. the scenery, the yellows, the fire, extremely beautiful. the singing was a bit too meta, but i loved it. i keep thinking this show would be tv gold in the hands of Robert King, idk, maybe ry
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House of the Dragon (2022)

S02 E04 · The Red Dragon and the Gold
Milly is so good and next to her matt looks even WORSE, the way she eats and devours in a minute with like 3 lines of dialogue and all he has is pillowface and inbred complexion. Rhaenys is queen, in my heart, Eve always gracing the screen with charm and talent. why is alosernt so dumb, how you gonn
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Kamen Rider (1971)

S01 E47 · The Death-Calling Ice Devil Todogiller
the shocker sank ships by crashing them into icebergs, how original. the Rider defrosted Taki's body with his own body heat, nice 🏳️‍🌈 what the hell was that monster supposed to be? did doctor death glimmer Taki? is he a vampire?
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it only took 8 episodes and god knows how many timejumps for daemon to do something somewhat remarkable. alicent, the piece of shit you've become. i liked the dinner and when the kids danced, not everything has to be so fucking grim and dreadful all the fucking time.

i really liked that scene where they're in the car going to the aquarium, it made me a bit nostalgic. the bathroom situation is way better than the mandatory unnecessary tired murder mystery from so many shows nowadays.
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Nava Mau, the reason i started this, was dancing to Paulina Rubio, so that's much more than i was expecting. also THE Martha Plimpton was here. there's a lot of room for improvement, but considering it got cancelled i guess it never did. My so-called life remains the best teen show ever made.
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Riverdale (2017)

S03 E01 · Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day
fuck yeah, enter the weird shit! glad it picked up towards the end cuz it was a real weak season premiere, despite all the shirtless hunks and girls in bikinis. mary is not only a shitty mom but also a lousy lawyer. stupid archie just wants to live his homosexual juvie fantasy. why is sheriff keller
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Riverdale (2017)

S02 E19 · Chapter Thirty-Two: Prisoners
"No, it's my dad." OF COURSE IT IS GIRL 🙄 why did hiram lean back like archie was gonna suck his dick on that scene towards the end. the lodges are ruining my life with their stupid intrigues. Cheryl and Alice are carrying this show. jughead is so stupid.
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The New Look (2024)

S01 E01 · Just You Wait and See
the faux accent encapsulates the entire thing: corny, unfortunate and silly. visually hideous and mostly a bore but there are pockets of fun, coco is one funny bitch and pierre balmain is a riot. another flop for apple tv+
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i am rooting for the cops, i love them, they're so silly! and the guy is hottt. it's like they tried so hard to make this into something it's not, like it can't be big little lies and that's ok! we all overrated that anyway.

Kamen Rider (1971)

S01 E27 · Mukadelas Monster Classroom
not very memorable, except for when they had children doing the nazi salute.

Kamen Rider (1971)

S01 E23 · Sky-Flying Monster Musasabedol
another peculiar and quite silly episode. i like the change of scenery of the last few eps, even if it's all a bit random and unexplained, are they vacationing or just visiting other cities? Tachibana steals the show, using a leaf as an umbrella à la Totoro. Taki is gonna get fired from the fbi. als
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Kamen Rider (1971)

S01 E24 · Deadly Poison Monster Kinokomolg's Sortie!
loved seeing the girls and Tachibana fighting the shocker goons. this is the second time Mari pulls a fencing sword (foil? épée? sabre?!) out of nowhere (first time she ditched it for a log tho), hope there's a fencing episode in the future.

Riverdale (2017)

S02 E17 · Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens
i love, love, looove Cheryl ❤️ good stuff in this ep but i couldn't care less about archie, the lodges and the stupid political bullshit.
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i feel like Emma hasn't been this funny in ages, she's so convincing and committed it's warming me up to this, a little. i still think that it would work better with an entire cast of unknowns and portlandia did all of this already but like way better.
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i don’t like where this is going, they better surprise me and prove me wrong. Stella deserves better, there’s got to be more to her backstory and the outcome of it all. the sex scene was extremely tacky, i was disgusted and the morning after scene with the side nudity, gross and unnecessary. what th
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could've been an email. i am quite shocked at how bad emma is in this role, like she really is a one dimensional actor. this show is at its best when kim is around, the rest was just some creepy vignettes. cool outfits on those two bitches at the beach. michaela jaé hot mama. i feel like there's a l
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Single Drunk Female (2022)

S02 E02 · Grant Me the Serenity…
made me want to drink.
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horrifying. the Hank scenes were pure horror and madness and very hard to watch. i was expecting something insane at the end of that corridor at Elena's house, but what was actually going on disgusted and disturbed me so much i almost stopped the episode. the Sally scenes were also very hard to watc
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