Edi Patterson and Walton Goggins, they’re inscribing your Emmy Awards for this episode as we speak.

Maybe the best Gemstones episode… ever??

I SCREAMED OUT LOUD IN AN AIRPORT

“I mean, our parents are dead, John.”

This might me one of the most beautifully shot and directed episodes of television in the 21st century. I was in awe of every angle, every movement, the color contrast. Simply gorgeous.

Holy shit, this changes EVERYTHING.

Not Helly’s sex hair

Honestly, one of the funniest episodes to date. The baby shooting a machine gun had me in tears

And if I said I cried, what then?

Damn, the eerie feeling really be… lumon

“Marshmallows are for team players” is going on a t-shirt, I’m calling it NOW.

“I don’t want to talk to you.” No challenge has had me hooting and hollering like this in quite a while.

Boston Rob… cunning?? Who could see that coming???

The literal jumpscare in the last 30 seconds 😅

I mean this so seriously, this is the best and funniest episode of Abbott Elementary.

I SCREAMED. YOU SCREAMED. WE ALL SCREAMED.

Jason Segel continues to prove he is one of the best to do it and this episode is another example. His unfiltered exhaustion, grief, and sadness in the last few minutes hit me like a freight train.

Oh Jesus Christ, just hand Harrison Ford his Emmy Award right now.

“Would I have to go to the theater?” Martin Short, I am not only chairing your Emmy campaign, I am door knocking and grass rootsing this shit.

“Scenes From an Italian Restaurant” as the doorbell sound is ‘The Good Place’ level good. It’s so Elanor Shellstrop having “What Do You Want From Me?” as her ringtone coded. I can’t even put into words how excellent this season is.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have my first 10/10 show of 2024. We’ve had some close calls elsewhere (9, 9.5, etc) but from start to finish, We Were the Lucky Ones delivered one of the most well-rounded piece of television thus far. With astounding performances and an incredible script, this show deliv

5 Stars because it’s my hometown