i was in the audience for this taping and it was the best experience of my life

house FAKES CANCER and all wilson does is practically BEG house to take him on a date

before i had this app i used to write my favorite quotes from shows down in my notes and the one from this episode was just “his facebook status is ‘may God have mercy on my boxers’” “yeah, i saw that. i liked it.” and it has me sobbing laughing all over again bc i would’ve liked it too😭😭😭😭

YOU THINK I WANNA BE IN THIS FUCKING MINECRAFT PIECE OF SHIT is my favorite line in this entire show😭😭😭