ive seen plenty of dating shows and this has comparatively zero romance it’s almost impressive

The Eagles and Janine winning—a really good Valentine's week for Philadelphians. 🦅

it was dorit vs kyle now it’s dorit vs sutton my girl can’t catch a break

Sutton still freaking out about Dorit’s comment whether there was vodka in her watermelon drink. Just have another drink and chill out. Does Chanel not make caftans? Is that why Miss Thing’s not wearing one?

I'm missing Crystal all of a sudden and I don't even know why because the girls are delivering

Sutton is such a cunt holy shit. If looks could kill. She is so miserable. How about you take your big wallet and get some therapy! Also, pretty sure all that alimony your ex husband still gives you takes up most of that wallet btw.

#TeamSutton #IDGAF #SheNeedsToKnowWhenToReelItInThough also jennifer tilly diva princess of the world... might rewatch bound tonight in her honor also ALSO kyle has no reason to be upset since she was very publicly lezzing out with morgan last season! like they were literally reenacting the 070 sh

*sigh* i wish i was in thailand with walton goggins rn :/

every time Saxon speaks I want to hurl

WAS THAT KE HUY QUAN ON THE PHONE?

this season mysterious as fuck

Saxon is my #1 enemy I need to kill that guy so bad