what if we all just kill ourselves.. (update: they canceled the show, all the more reason to kill ourselves)

i need a whole series of just Batman and Superman

what would this show be without roberto solving everyones problems

malthus got them biceps tho

Holy plot armor 😭

FREE HOWARD FROM KIMMYJIMMY!

Boo-hoo, oink, oink. Y'all squealing about how gross this was and how much you hate it all the while being totally engrossed by it, is exactly why it's a MASTERPIECE.

massive balls to start it all with this

Me: *finally settles in to watch black mirror and attempt to catch up with the rest of the world* Black Mirror in the first episode: THE PRIME MINISTER HAS TO FUCK A PIG TO SAVE A PRINCESS. I’ve been tricked

DONT TALK TO ME. ELAIDA FUCK U

it’s always the gays 😔

SIUAN COMR BACK TO ME NOOOOO

i am gonna kill myself in front of the writers

i’m so done with this trope in lesbian relationships, we already knew they weren’t going to end up together but dude what the fuck???!!! that was foul. the rest of the episode was great but that i think was unnecessary.

girl who is never going to be okay ever again

Elaida Sedai, count your fucking days Mat and Leane, get behind me right fucking now

Faile carving it up with her little blades hell yeah bain and chiad get ready to claim her as a near sister

Bro pulled the baddest bitch in Japan 😭

Actually enjoyed this episode even more than the pilot. I love the intrigue, the conspiracy, the fight for power. Finally, the bigger picture comes to light, which is basically colonialism of western powers, division of the world and their spheres of influence in the "undiscovered world". The assass

“UNLESS I WIN” THIS SHOW IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I AM OBSESSED

If I were Egwene I would have done worse

Oh Moiraine Damodred, the woman that you are

MY LESBARANASS

that siuan moiraine scene omg i feel like i just got hit by a truck