Long ago… in a distant galaxy: I, Darth Sidious, the Dark Lord of the Sith, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!!! But a foolish Jedi Warrior, wielding a purple lightsaber, stepped forth to oppose me
*SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH*
Before the final blow was struck, I inflicted upon him the UNLIMITED POWER of my
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