nandor the relentless more like nandor down HORRENDOUS

laszlo is me getting overstimulated at the function and going non-verbal

history will call them roommates (the baron and the sire)

laszlo’s just like me (disassociating at the function)

if the baron has a million fans, im one of them. if the baron has one fan, that one is me. if the baron has no fans, that means im dead

oh nandor is going to be SHATTERED when he finds out... can't wait

yes yes very good thank YEWWW

TO BE A VAMPIRE IS MY DREAM BUT TO BE YOUR FAMILIAR WILL BE MY HONOR

why the fuck did nandor memorize the card … bro, he’s down horrendous.

You’ve even invited humans to this asinine affair! …Alright, you know what? Sean is cool, he’s a good time, I take that one back.

nadja, you could never be an uggo

sometimes a family is an 8000 year old gargoyle, a geriatric vampire whose fashion sense never left the 18th century, a hellhound that shits fire and 30 mutant frogs

nandermo towers are non-existent

why do i feel like nandor finding out is gonna hurt me SO BAD

not laszlo doing the tiktok npc trend 💀

‘at least he died doing what he loved..beating off in the tool shed” 😭😭 this episode was so messy and chaotic omg

you're in love with him you dumb slut

This episode went from 0 to 100 LIKE THAT but then just ended on such a poignant note. No show can go from a tender moment to BAM low-brow humor this easily.

this show has been edging me for 5 seasons

But actually where’s our Baron and Sire spin-off show?

let me go ahead and prep my pitch teenage mutant ninja guillermos spin off for when the strikes are over

he was not just a familiar, he was my bodyguard (boyfriend)

screaming at the tv at two am