Lawyer: I can't believe you signed this contract. The sperm is her legal possession. It also says that, she and I quote "Owns your dignity." You initialed right next to that.

i love that jake let charles know there are other ways to be a dad other than biologically

kathryn hann as the evil ex wife sjsjs

Kathryn Hahn is Charles’ (Joe Lo Truglio) ex-wife, Eleanor. Yay! “My son would be your brother” LOL

“destroyer of worlds” aged well i can’t lie

“there’s nothing scarier than the realities of the municipal court system.”

Charles' ex-wife is... Agatha Harkness!?

An episode dedicated to Boyle and HIS SPERM?! Well this can only go well…

Awww Boyle gonna have a kid😭🥹

I would never divorce if my wife was kathryn hahn

jake: "i had to learn how to shave from watching home alone." charles: "makes sense. it's like die hard for kids."

HOLT BUSTING OUT MOVES

imagine having your best friend’s son be you brother though 💀

I don't want to talk about it.

I want a real life Jake ASSP

a whole ep about sperm LIKEEEE

It’s been Agatha all along

KATHRYN HAHN IS CHARLES' EX WIFE ✰ first-watch quotes: (holt) you call that dancing? this is dancing. (jake) what is happening? (jake) whoa... dancing captain. must capture image of a lifetime. (holt) dancing over. situation defused. (terry) i am petrified of you! (jake) ...oh that's weird. that g

iconic

holt was so silly this ep (extra half a star for kathryn hahn)

"no please don't throw my sperm on us" JDNDKSH!!&&:$,

The sperm storyline was good, the other ones were meh. Best joke was the final scene

It wasn’t perfect but I really enjoyed this one.!” First of all, Krathryn Hahn was the guest star and she was great. Boyle’s plotline overall was weird but also funny with a really wholesome ending. The other plots were great too. Gina’s plot was fucking hilarious and the plot with Amy and Terry dev

I thought this episode was surprisingly good considering I'm not always a fan of Boyle-heavy plots, but his non-work friendship with Jake here reminds me of the "Jake tries to stop Terry getting a vasectomy" episode. Otherwise not a lot happens and the Gina plot is pretty pointless, but I got a lau