Reviews for The Legend of Vox Machina

Kayleth is very BEAUTIFUL.

✅85% Come and join us at the Chateau Shorthalt.

ME DURING THE FIRST HALF: "What a nice breather after the last few episodes. Wouldn't mind if the rest of this is so relaxing." ME DURING THE SECOND HALF: "Oh fuck."

“shit cock! — i am so sorry ma’am”

can’t have shit in whitestone

God, I love this show so muchhhhhh.

CHEATEAU SHORTHALT FOREVER glad yassified dr drew (percy) is happy!

Why does he have gold records 😭

Percy and Vex got waaaay too freaky in that hot tub omg. This might be the horniest season of this show, so far (and I ABSOLUTELY love it).

My boy Percy can't catch a break 😭

percahlia you will always be famous

BATHTUB SCENE BATHTUB SCENE BATHTUB SCENE

you expect me to just go on with my day after that??? I NEED MORE

I really don't think blaming the one dragon who actually wants to help you is the move but hey whatever you say I guess.

(CHATEAU) DON'T YOU WANT IT (CHATEAU) I KNOW YOU NEED IT (CHATEAU) KICK BACK AND JOIN ME AT THE CHATEAU SHORTHALT (CHATEAU) A BANGING NIGHTCLUB (CHATEAU) WE GOT A HOT TUB (CHATEAU) COME AND JOIN ME AT THE CHATEAU SHORTHALTTTTTT the chateau song immediately followed by the hot tub scene... they real

Chateau Shorthall unironically a bop

lulled into a false sense of security 💀💀

vax i will tongue your hole

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CHATEAU STAYS IN THE CHATEAU 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Well ain’t that a tale of two halves. Shoutout to the hot tub. Best moment - Chateau Shorthalt

Im really tired of almost every single episode having a fight scene which takes up half the episode