Reviews for The White Lotus

this white family WEIRD, their white kids gonna FUCK each other, right??? sawadeeCOCK, WE ARE SO BAAACK! 🇹🇭

major fucking incest vibes going on in that family dude what the hell

Saxon is my #1 enemy I need to kill that guy so bad

tanya’s bullets making it all the way to thailand is crazy, mother is so powerful (im supporting chelsea no matter what decisions she makes this season)

where was Tanya during all this? oh. wait.

i hate everybody already

WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE INTRO THEME I AM MOURNING

MY GIRL LISA 💋 face, eyes, body go wild

chat is anyone else getting incest vibes

“you look like you got pushed out of a birth canal” CARRIE COON MY QUEENNNNNN

oh we are so back baby

white people you freaks

Great premiere episode, not that different from the other seasons first episodes but loving the new cast so far Walton Goggins and Carrie Coon are excellent in anything they do Natalie looked a bit cold sitting on that table without her jacket, Carl should’ve offered it I don’t like Saxon, what a

CARRIE COON NATION LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISEEEEE 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW NATALIE!! also omg that was like a lot of gun shots?????? i have no idea what’s happening but the music SLAPS i was movinggg

Im already missing Tanya💔. But my goat Walton Goggins is in this season so it will be ok. Overall a pretty solid way to open season 3🤝

Extra half star bc it was the best season's premiere the show ever had.

WE ARE SO BACK, wouldn't be The White Lotus without a hot white man showing skin with a fake dick but wait, saxon saying his sister is hot and lochlan watching saxon in the bathroom??? they are actually doing the incest story omg, is incest gross? yes. will i enjoy watching patrick schwarzenegger p

you mean to tell me i have to wait EVERY WEEK for new episodes to come out? oh i can't wait. this is what i needed to calm my chattering monkey mind.

I totally started this for Walton goggins but this ended up being a nice surprise, it’s premise seems better than I expected (goggins is saving this show) and it does have that unsettling factor of a slow burn season where everything feels off, although bound to have a really great payoff. Which I h

carrie coon is blonde and gorgeous

aimee lou wood and walton goggins 😩😩😩 absolutely my favourite cast yet. belinda is backkkkk, but unfortunately so is greg

No iconic theme song in the beginning messed me up and I spent the rest of the episode recovering from that….. I do miss the comedic tone the previous seasons had, I don’t mind the seriousness but most of the actors are very good at comedy so that was disappointing. Favorite storyline so far is def